Please read this to be on the safe side.

What!!!!!!!! chewing someone's pen is just horrible get this clear.

By Matt Son Sang

Sometimes we contract diseases without noticing the genesis of the whole thing. This might be as a result of how we handle objects and expose them close to our mouths.  That pen you borrow or steal from your friend is not always safe to handle especially for those guys who perceive that everything held at hand is food.

Of course that pen you borrowed had already been exposed to someone else’s spit when that person was either very much idle or was seriously thinking about something.  I’m against the act of chewing pens but it is much better than opening your mouth open when wondering or thinking very hard because you might have even forgotten to brush your teeth.

 People who think hard open their mouths, hit their heads on the wall or chew pens. People who think smart, we are not bothered about you.

Secondly, have you borrowed a pen and in the process of trying to ‘kiss’ it you meet with an unpleasant smell? Yeah that is the bacteria in the owner’s saliva; please let it rotate within the owner’s territory.  You better bear with your fiance's bacteria than interact with new ones from someone else unless you are trying to adventure into bacteriology. I know I don’t make sense to you but it carries more sense to suck the ‘soup’ on that pen’s tip hha.

Thirdly, did you know people have money for partying but not for replacing lost pens? Whatever the case, you will understand it better that very moment you will kiss a pen which had been dropped in the toilet. You now wonder if people close their eyes and remove their pens in a mixture of shit and urine. Sorry for interfering with your appetite I’m just sending some useful information.

Before you wonder, answer me this question, what would you do if your car keys, ATM, accidentally slip out of your pocket into that mixture of shit and urine, will you say to hell with it and walk away?, you can say yes but the time you’ll drop them is the time you will confess that shit is not just dirt because it is excreted from the body. ‘Germs are not aware’ will be your slogan forever. 

 

I’m not wasting your time but I was just assuming to be in the shoes of that person who picks up his/her pen in amidst of shit mixed with urine. Don’t ever trust that pen it might have gone through that process, washed and wiped. Indeed it is clean for the person who bought it.

What will happen if your friend has tooth decay and you have a slight injury in your mouth, the result might not be friendly to talk about, we escape only in the mercies of God. Don’t waste your time friends, doing thorough cleanliness of your house and your body and end up kissing shit without your conscience.

Before I leave you to think, please check in your class or places of work, there are those people who use their pens to scratch their heads(woi dandruff) ears, nose (Is the image of mucus running through your mind?  Relax), at the back, pubic hair, buttocks (did I say shit? No sweat) legs and toes hha I'm confused if you can still borrow and chew their pens.

Bye , but before you leave people are rich because of pens, people are legends because of pens, death sentences are signed using pens, these pens are important and critical use them but don’t ‘kiss’ instead use them to write a letter to someone whom you can end up kissing until you are kissed by death. Walk away. posted by a writer from  informixmedia.blogspot.com