Not always the normal calls, funny things people do in the toilet!!!

 BY Mathew Sang

After reading this short list of what people always dash to do in the washrooms,  you will be thinking otherwise when you see Dan/Mercys' heading to the dedicated small office holding that white clearance "receipt", the tissue. 

According to a research which was solely based on interview and secret investigations, some of the things which happen in that place will shock you. 

1. The Short and long calls. Of course these are two core objectives targeted by most people heading to those washrooms. 

2. Counting money - shocked?!  Not yet. Do you always do that?  Hha, not you alone. People who fear being noticed with huge money will prefer  locking themselves inside a toilet to count and even put aside a certain amount that may not attract attention of an hungry man. But believe me, they will come out holding up their zips. 

3.Cheking periods - Women/ladies sometimes visit the place to check  they are in those special "DAYS". That is the term if I'm not wrong. 

4.changing pads - if you are heading there after reading this, please check for me at the top joining close to the roof. Please don't check inside it is obvious, that is a business for tomorrow. 

5.stolen kiss /quickie-please learn to be doing it at a better place. People from that big hotel /restaurant have some more urgent calls to attend to, at the top of the list. Go home please. Nkt. 

6. Secret - cry - when you hear Kenyans saying "utalia Kwa Choo"  they are not joking my friend. When the situation worsens some people find the toilet the only place to seek relieve pain or shame. They will always come out with a series of blinks on their eyes  . 

7.Secret-dining - hahaha.!  Where are these form one students?. This is hilarious and at the same time disgusting. Do people really run to the toilet to have a bite??.  That must be a professional mean creature. Have you ever found anything edible in those "places" who took it there?!!  I rest my case.